tinymoonkid | ☽ 2

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So, like, all you dudes and ladies on the network. Got a question for you.

[It's that kinda new blond kid. ...With a flying squirrel on his head. It's about as big as his head, really, and hugging it like it's pretending to be a hat or something.]

So, I got this egg, and it hatched, right? Into the really super-cool dude currently sittin' on my head.

["Mol!" Apparently the squirrel is taking that as a compliment.]

But, like, are squirrels supposed to come out of eggs? I thought it was just birds that did that.

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Actually, all of th'pokémon hatch like that, whether it's somethin' that'd normally lay eggs or not. [And after the cheerful answer, he turns more thoughtful.]

Kinda like how they can 'parently cross-breed whether they're th'same type'f creature or not...

Whoa, dude, seriously? Cross-breed?

Yeah; not sure how it works exactly, but 'parently y'can get eggs from some pretty different parents, an'there's these pink shapeshifting blob critters called Ditto that can crossbreed with pretty much anything!

[Depending on how much the kid knows, he has no idea how awkward this could get.]

[...hahahaha um. Moonkid knows absolutely nothing on the topic, aside from "birds hatch from eggs, other things usually don't except apparently they do". Just. So you know.]

Really? So, like, is that where eggs come from, then?

[Tiny thing. Asking questions. With no clue about Certain Subjects.]

[GOD HE SHOULD'VE SEEN THIS COMING.]

Uh - Ahahahahahaha...ha...ha...

Well, er, yeah? I mean, I dunno exactly how it works with Pokémon, but yeah, uh, eggs happen when you've got a guy an' a girl an' they're sort of apparently in some kind'f category that matches.

[Things that are not high on his list of wants: Giving The Talk to a strange kid he met on the Gear in Johto.]

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Yeah, don't worry. In this place, crazy is normal. Every one of those creatures come out of eggs.

Seriously? Like, even Girl did?

If your girl's one of these animal things, then yep. Probably.

She's a Growlithe. Dude, that is so cool! Wonder what the egg she came out of looked like!

That's one of those ... yappy dog things, right?

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Ahhhh... A-Another really cute one...

But... All of them hatching from eggs is one of the many mysterious of the life cycle of Pokemon. One that makes no sense whatsoever yet we all accept in time. Usually.